Not Right Now: Name Dropping

Facebook provides me with an endless reel of bullshit that I adore bringing to the attention of our followers. We did touch on this during our previous post PR Facebooking but I feel this point in particular needs to be explored further.

The Urban dictionary (Academic huh?) defines the term Try Hard, which I find in this instance very appropriate, as: "A person who puts a large amount of effort into achieving a certain image, or counter-image, to the point where it is obviously contrived". This douche bore would be if they could be personifies this.

Trying to glorify your irrelevance by @mentioning D-listers in a post that really shouldn't have been made is a big no. It looks pitiful. Is anyone @mentioning you back? NO! Why, because they unlike name droppers, have a degree of social docorum. Get the hint because coat tail riding earns Name Droppers no kudo's. No one cares.

Name Droppers are so not right now it's insane. I really should hit less about Name Dropping folk, but they give me so much to laugh about it's worth seeing these grasps for something which to them looks like some sort of relevance.

While Name Droppers continue to attempt to socially climb on facebook, I hope someone drops the belay rope.

Not right now, not today, yesterday, tomorrow, or anytime in the forseeable future Name Droppers. Get a clue.