Government reforms, Religious reforms, Health Reforms, Pilate’s reformers and now Slut reforms. Yes you heard me right; TRADING in your one off TRADES for a more savoury state of affairs is totally Hot Right Now!
Let’s be clear on this, we’ve all been there (generally speaking). We’ve all had our turn of being “Jenny been around the block and back” - so no judgement here.
Let’s face, everyone needs to go through a slutty phase every now and again. Whether you’ve always been in LTR and are now recently single, or hell even if you’ve been in 5 different relationships over the last 2 years, it’s always great to renew that confidence and get your ego stroked with some downright dirty action.
Nothing wrong with some spontaneous random booty or a drunk n’ horny call at 3am whilst floating down the sea of human trash that is Oxford St on a Saturday night. We’re only human right? We all think its all part of life and great for character building, however what’s even hotter than hot sex with a whore is reforming your slutty self and leaving those wicked ways behind you.
We say convert your morals of an alley cat to one of a Paddington House wife out to get her WHYTE FLARWERS from the florist down in FFAAIVE WYAYS.
Hot Right Now: Turning off that Red Light....Go on you dirty stop out!
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