Oh dear. We have a panda-eyed slapper on our hands.
17yr old Taylor Momsen has allegedly bared her breasts at a concert in New York City recently, much to the shock of concert-goers and, and world media alike.
The chicklet is famous for being 'an oh-so unique rebel'. We feel you are not unique, just a slurry-slut not right now with an inability to apply a socially acceptable amount of eye makeup.
Madonna may offer her endorsement to you but we see a try hard in our midst. Remember, Madonna has been popping her crotch alot longer, and with the goods to back it up!
It is not right now to act beyond your years, and even more so in the above mentioned fashion. It is sad that this girl isn't known for her music, just her skank stank. Not right now.
Hot Right Now: Not having the makeup shotgun setting on whore. Hell, better yet, not shooting yourself in the face with it.
Go and eat a stick of bamboo and put some trousers on, you silly panda. Not right now.
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