Hot Right Now: To Signal Your Intentions

Doing my weekly shop I find myself moving aisle to aisle in a pragmatic fashion, as I feel that this is the best way in which I make sure that I have adequate sundry coverage. However, one thing stands in my way. 


And it is the people who have not an ounce of shopping aisle etiquette.

When you are walking down an aisle be sure to elbow the idiot who tailgates you in pursuit of the product within your vicinity. 


Honestly, are they stupid? If they get all up in your supermarket grill, I suggest you resort to a violent thrust into their place.


Another classic example, the trolley standoff. You've been approaching them for at least 15m yet they remain on course. This kind of pseudo masculino behaviour is not just restricted to men and lesbians, this is a widespread course of action.


Next time you're at the shops, and you want to come out on top, make sure you signal your intentions, because this act of common decency is certainly hot right now.

Not Right Now: Jeans & Singlets, midweek, in the cold, ya douche!

Venturing into the suburbs I couldn't help but notice the carbon copy teenage craze for young lads, emphasis on 'lads'.

Despite the weather hitting a chilly on the willy 16 degrees, posers flock to the local shopping centre and brave the chill to flounce around in a low sling singlet and jeans. 

Climate clash?

Oi douche! You are defeating the purpose of jeans and you must be a glutton for punishment. 

Your guns need not be on display while you sip your boost juice and shiver, because pneumonia is definitely Not Right Now.

Jeans and singlets + midweek + in the cold = FAIL.